unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie
Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.
by Utility leader March 05, 2019
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Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.
Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."
by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016
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buttcrack johnson

Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.
Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again
by Mr. Lamar jackson July 14, 2017
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tylen brethett-johnson

tylen brethett-johnson is gay
by malakai duong is here January 23, 2019
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Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.
"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."
by CumGutter9000 July 08, 2023
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William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This William “Harold” Johnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 09, 2018
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dwayne the rock johnson

dwayne the rock johnson = big daddy ;))
by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. August 30, 2022
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