Sigma Simp

A person who only simps for the one whom they are already in a relationship with.

Spotify: You are a sigma simp.
P1: I am not !

by uwu09999 January 18, 2022

Whore Simp

a guy or girl who talks to a lot of people romantically, but cares about them all individually

“yeah, i think katie really cares about me”
“she cares about me too, what a whore simp”

by harrystylesismydaddy April 17, 2021

Simp Sniper

A girl that easily identifies simpery and easily uses it to manipulate or toy with her target.

She's a real Simp Sniper, you saw how she sniped that simp from behind, he never had a chance.

by Stankisauras June 22, 2020

Sammy-Simp

The act of defecating all over the penis before receiving oral sex, followed by the receiver transferring the saliva-waste combination into the giver's mouth.

We walked into the room to find The Chad giving Bret a Sammy-Simp.

by Bad Chad January 23, 2011

PETA simp

A P.E.T.A. simp is someone who is silly enough to fall for a vegetarian/vegan. Save the animals!

Hey! Look! There’s a PETA simp spying on someone!!!

by IHATEPETA March 20, 2022

Simp-Wage

The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)

"Damn man, you're getting #simpulated. Are you even making simp-wage?"

by chodemode 39 September 07, 2020

Serial Simp

Someone that can never get a hoe fase because they keep simping for people and feel bad if they would do anyone else

Guy 1: you think Adrian's gonna hook up with a girl at that party>
Guy 2: no probably not, he's a Serial Simp

by Yoda Mester October 09, 2021