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Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.
Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.
by Jmac175 July 6, 2019
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the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
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noodle music

Music that encourages hippies to wave arms like wacky inflatable tube guys, like Woodstock music.
Someone put on Jefferson airplane and everyone is waving arms and swaying, I don’t like this noodle music.
by DJneoport January 22, 2024
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Danger Noodle

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020
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Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman
Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles
Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled
by Muppet23 October 10, 2021
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Not My Noodles

Well, that's your problem. Not my noodles...
by threeleggedcentaur April 22, 2023
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