nerd gland

The gland of a human that stores all information that is considered nerdy.

"The great Cataclysm may be at an end, but the power of the dragon aspects will always live with you here *points towards the nerd gland*"

by looktokid November 6, 2012

Nerd Herd

A group of people that are exceedingly smarter than others and is always picked on, especially in high school

Martin: Hey lookie here the Nerd Herd

Nerd Herd: Please don't do anything to us because scientifically...
Martin: Don't give me that jizz

Martin: And shut up!!!

by damnnose July 1, 2018

Nerd Whore

1.Someone who is a whore exclusively to nerds(geeks don't count)

2.Someone who tries to keep all of the nerds to themselves to gain excessive amounts of knowledge

3.Simply a nerd that is a whore

Do I even need to give examples? Nerd Whore is used just like regular whore.

by marimisskikuchi October 2, 2013

Logan the nerd

He's bad at tf2, worse than Isaac, that's very hard to do.

Oh dang you're worse than Isaac at tf2, oh wait that's because you're name is Logan the nerd.

by corn_hub March 30, 2022

Nerd Duel

A common way of settling disputes (usually over obscure and trivial facts) between nerds. Each nerd is entitled to a Second, who will watch the battle with a phone at the ready. The two nerds will argue their points using their expansive knowledge of random facts, and the best nerd will win. If they come to a standstill, the Seconds will fact-check/research using their phones and assist their partners.

A: Star Trek is clearly superior to Star Wars.
B: No way! Star Wars is without a doubt better.
A: Is that so? Nerd duel!!

by SchoonerLooner July 10, 2016

cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.

Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.

by Johnny Cactus May 13, 2015

nerd sniffles

Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.

Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.

by MisterGainer May 13, 2014