Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

Super Turtle

Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.

I saw the Super Turtles at O'Malleys on Saturday night...

by superturtle March 4, 2009

hood turtle

A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods

Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.

by Jr Uing/VM May 14, 2014

turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.

how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.

by unoriginally November 22, 2020

turtle fire

When a party or event is sneaky lit.

Dude John this concert is turtle fire.

by Cubsfan1475 December 28, 2016

Turtle Jogging

the act of having sex with an easy woman

Jim headed to the cougar bar in hopes for some turtle jogging.

by timpr August 1, 2011

cloggerhead turtle

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.

Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.

by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010