emo

the only group of people that lie about the "hard life" of rich suburban family life. these "people" wish to die. they attempt to do this by cutting swallowing one more pill over the regular amount and tell lies to make them cooler

Normal kid: Hey dude whats up?
Emo kid: im not a dude, "dude" was made by the corporations, im a beaten soul
Normal Kid: wow, im going to mock you and wish you were gassed

by jballadelahood July 30, 2008

Emo

Emo is a person who wants the world to feel bad for them. They dress like fags...no not even fags dress up that gay, and they attempt to look hardcore, even though most of the skinny little queers have never lifted up more than their gay glasses. They think the world is against them and that they wouldnt be missed if they committed suicide...truth is they probably wouldnt. Last of all they think they have all the problems, when really they have the weakest shit to complain about. They are pussies that dont hhave the ability to stand on their own two legs and do something better for the world. They instead listen to queers scream like little girls while they cut themselves.

That fag is Emo...why cuz hes a fag

by #54 July 24, 2008

emo

homos that listen to music and want to cry and kiss other boys

emo martin chan kissing his dad

by nick gordon August 28, 2008

emo

Punk wannabes who like penis in and around their mouths. Also melodramatic rich queers who make a scene about superficial problems in their life. They are seen having dumb "flippy" hair, wear chick pants, and shop at Hot Topic. (Which is not punk by the way.)Or just straight up posers.

Fallout Boy, Hawthorne Heights, Panic! At the Disco, Amber Pacific, Atreyu, Thrice, Story of the Year, Senses Fail, Taking Back Sunday, and My Chemicial Romance are examples of EMO bands, not punk rock. Anyone who says they are punk, are pretty much a faggot.

by Sam Corey June 16, 2008

emo

Wondering what an emo is? simply picture this... a teenager aged from 12 to 17 (usually look about 7-9) who have either black, red, purple or other weird colour of hair, usually in a slanted 45 degree angle across the face who actually enjoy reading depressing poetry, hating life, wearing black and stripy clothes(kind of copying moshers), standing completely still at gigs and forming bands with no sense of rhythm or originality. Also, women emo's sometimes aspire to look like a man as to seriously embarrass anyone meeting them who can't figure out what sex they are... they tend to only hang around with other emos or try to hang around with moshers and hate anybody who does not see the world through their selfish, ungrateful pussy eyes.

P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like dirty conformists.

emo boy: hey there monkey fish

emo girl: Nola my funky sadnessfriend

emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide would you like to go caeser chicken salad face?

emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still listening to music that sounds like all the other bullshit bands i like.

emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos

emo girl: that sounds awesome gorilla banana Julius

emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon

(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)

by Toobs December 9, 2008

Emo

Someone who is depressed,temperamental,or just don't have any friends.Not ALL people like this are emo,but most are. Most people don't like emos because they're jealous of the privacy and style emos have.Emos,DON'T all cut their wrists,but I think some do....

EX 1: Emo guy-"I can't believe my mom got shot!"

EX 2--1: Emo guy-"GET OUT OF MY FACE!GO AWAY!!"
EX 2--2: Emo girl-"Can you please stop?Please?STOP!*sob*"

EX 3: Emo girl:-"Sigh,I wish I had some friends,I feel emo."

EX 4: Prep-ass girl-"Aww,that emo chick got the tight pants and black clothes style before me,maybe I'll just steal it then.

by Vynn Flamingo October 5, 2007

emo

Basically, all "emo looking" people, are just that. Most who consider themselves emo have probably never heard of Emotive Hardcore. I think these days, the meaning of emo has just become "emotional (looking, and acting) wreck" although, in most cases, these kids are quite happy or atleast content with their lives. In other cases, kids get so into the emo scene that they start to depress themselves. It is just a phase for most and they will grow out of it... well, the ones that don't slash themselves up too badly.

"Hand me a razor... I'm misunderstood and depressed" - Sir Moronic Emo

by SickAssMo-Fo February 6, 2008