That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018
Get the Post-Coital Pissmug. The wallet or pocket full of 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent coins you have after a night out down the local. €4.05 pints make this even worse than normal.
by StrokeCity December 28, 2005
Get the post-pub shrapnelmug. by Sheldonisautistic February 3, 2018
Get the Post-nut reflectionmug. After having quite a long conversation; and after farewelling and parting from the other, one of the two in the conversation might suddenly bring up something new to talk about. This sparks an additional conversation about that topic. A post-conversation conversation can last up to a couple of hours; but normally last for about three to four minutes.
by robomartion September 5, 2011
Get the post-conversation conversationmug. by Skepsis June 21, 2010
Get the Not Worth Posting on Facebookmug. Well Wishes written on facebook pages for friends and family's birthdays.
A substitute for Birthday cards.
A substitute for Birthday cards.
"Dude,Just wanted to write you birthday wall post, happy birthday you are the bombest!"
Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.
Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.
by blambalino May 10, 2010
Get the Birthday Wall Postsmug. A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.
01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.
02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."
02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."
by newtdecay December 6, 2007
Get the post mortem sleazemug.