by nick gordon August 28, 2008
Get the emo mug.noun: A genre of music/lifestyle mostly conformed by white, middle-class teens and characterized by a fixation on Tim Burton's movies/characters, skin-tight black clothing, self-pity, really bad poetry, and lots of crying.
adj.: A whimpy, melodramatic, and fashionably overconcerned teen who pretends he/she is the ONLY one with problems and love to complain about how bad his/her suburban life is, thinking that PITY, not character and personality, is the way to attract the opposite sex.
adj.: A whimpy, melodramatic, and fashionably overconcerned teen who pretends he/she is the ONLY one with problems and love to complain about how bad his/her suburban life is, thinking that PITY, not character and personality, is the way to attract the opposite sex.
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly ...like, today I tried on my little sister's jeans and they look sooooo much better on me. I am soooo gonna wear them to the next 30 Seconds To Mars concert...
EMO GUY #2: Oh my gosh, I know! Last week my stupid, comformist, fascist parentals caught me with my sister's jeans too and they grounded me for the whole weekend and I couldn't get my hair done like that guy from AFI! I mean, goshhh!! How much must I take?! I hate my life so much!! *cries*
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly Dude, I know, its like... nobody gets me either. I am so sad, and depressed. My whole existance is so dark... I feel like I am so sensitive that I can feel all the sorrow of the wold piercing through my soul. I want to kill myself... *fixes his bangs looking at his reflexion on a Starbucks window*
EMO GUY #2: *sobing* Yeah, lets make out and then kill ourselves.
EMO GUY #2: Oh my gosh, I know! Last week my stupid, comformist, fascist parentals caught me with my sister's jeans too and they grounded me for the whole weekend and I couldn't get my hair done like that guy from AFI! I mean, goshhh!! How much must I take?! I hate my life so much!! *cries*
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly Dude, I know, its like... nobody gets me either. I am so sad, and depressed. My whole existance is so dark... I feel like I am so sensitive that I can feel all the sorrow of the wold piercing through my soul. I want to kill myself... *fixes his bangs looking at his reflexion on a Starbucks window*
EMO GUY #2: *sobing* Yeah, lets make out and then kill ourselves.
by jay-x April 23, 2008
Get the emo mug.Basically, all "emo looking" people, are just that. Most who consider themselves emo have probably never heard of Emotive Hardcore. I think these days, the meaning of emo has just become "emotional (looking, and acting) wreck" although, in most cases, these kids are quite happy or atleast content with their lives. In other cases, kids get so into the emo scene that they start to depress themselves. It is just a phase for most and they will grow out of it... well, the ones that don't slash themselves up too badly.
by SickAssMo-Fo February 6, 2008
Get the emo mug.An emo kid is a bit like a greebo/goth/punk etc, only an emo kid 'likes' this music because they think that it's cool. Saying they are sensitive and that they show their feelings is fair enough. however a vast majority of emo kids pretend to think dark thoughts and be depressed and sad. And this is what an emo kid is. typical emo music is maroon 5, embrace, athlete etc. Emo kids think they are goth. they aren't.
recently i went to see bleeding through (a metal band) in islington, and there was a clear divide between the emo kids and the goth/punk/metal kids. It was clear that the emo kids were unsure as to the meaning of the lyrics of bleeding through, and they just looked plain out of place, they didn't really get into the music, as most emo's prefer to listen to more 'mellow' rock.
by HoOli3g4n July 16, 2008
Get the emo mug.the only group of people that lie about the "hard life" of rich suburban family life. these "people" wish to die. they attempt to do this by cutting swallowing one more pill over the regular amount and tell lies to make them cooler
Normal kid: Hey dude whats up?
Emo kid: im not a dude, "dude" was made by the corporations, im a beaten soul
Normal Kid: wow, im going to mock you and wish you were gassed
Emo kid: im not a dude, "dude" was made by the corporations, im a beaten soul
Normal Kid: wow, im going to mock you and wish you were gassed
by jballadelahood July 30, 2008
Get the emo mug.Wondering what an emo is? simply picture this... a teenager aged from 12 to 17 (usually look about 7-9) who have either black, red, purple or other weird colour of hair, usually in a slanted 45 degree angle across the face who actually enjoy reading depressing poetry, hating life, wearing black and stripy clothes(kind of copying moshers), standing completely still at gigs and forming bands with no sense of rhythm or originality. Also, women emo's sometimes aspire to look like a man as to seriously embarrass anyone meeting them who can't figure out what sex they are... they tend to only hang around with other emos or try to hang around with moshers and hate anybody who does not see the world through their selfish, ungrateful pussy eyes.
P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like dirty conformists.
P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like dirty conformists.
emo boy: hey there monkey fish
emo girl: Nola my funky sadnessfriend
emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide would you like to go caeser chicken salad face?
emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still listening to music that sounds like all the other bullshit bands i like.
emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos
emo girl: that sounds awesome gorilla banana Julius
emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon
(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)
emo girl: Nola my funky sadnessfriend
emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide would you like to go caeser chicken salad face?
emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still listening to music that sounds like all the other bullshit bands i like.
emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos
emo girl: that sounds awesome gorilla banana Julius
emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon
(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)
by Toobs December 9, 2008
Get the emo mug.Punk wannabes who like penis in and around their mouths. Also melodramatic rich queers who make a scene about superficial problems in their life. They are seen having dumb "flippy" hair, wear chick pants, and shop at Hot Topic. (Which is not punk by the way.)Or just straight up posers.
Fallout Boy, Hawthorne Heights, Panic! At the Disco, Amber Pacific, Atreyu, Thrice, Story of the Year, Senses Fail, Taking Back Sunday, and My Chemicial Romance are examples of EMO bands, not punk rock. Anyone who says they are punk, are pretty much a faggot.
by Sam Corey June 16, 2008
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