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All dick, No balls

Someone who puts themselves out there(or by accident), but are not confident in their execution or presentation.
Person 1: Ammar's performance was good but he was too nervous
Person 2: He had All Dick, No Balls.
by RealRanjit July 28, 2022
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Dick scarred ass

The small dimples or dents located on a persons ass or upper thighs. Most common cause is from their male partner having a raging erection and constantly poking them in the ass and upper thigh while "snuggling". In many cases this is confused for cellulite.
"Hey Jim, look at that strippers dick scarred ass!"

"Your mommas dick scarred ass!!!"
by Squatchhunter April 16, 2019
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rican taco dick

putting a dick in the girls nose till she snots all over it
yo i just rican taco dicked this chick last night
by landynandtyler June 15, 2021
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demi-dick-citable

Not being interested in dick-pics unless you have a close, personal connection with it.
"I'm getting to a point with my sex-friend where I'm absolutely demi-dick-citable when he sends me dick-pics."
by TailorNorata May 5, 2022
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richter dicked her

Richter Dicked her.
/ˈriktər, ˈdiktər/
Based on the logarithmic scale used to express the amount of energy released by an earthquake. "Richter dicked her" is a phrase used to accentuate the Earth shattering amount of orgasms achieved via intercourse.
Roommate - "Damn bruh you had her screaming for hours"
Me - "Yeah I really Richter dicked her good, better let her beat up beef curtains rest before she gets the rest of the squad."
by The Urban Wordsmith April 3, 2015
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Sucks Dick for a $1

Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023
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Creeky bed dick

When the bed creeks so bad that you cant help but laugh and get a softy.
This bitches bed was so loud I got Creeky bed Dick.
by Putti35 October 22, 2020
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