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Muffin Man

The little boy with the chubby cheeks and always says baaaah!
by PajamaPro January 3, 2018
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FUCKING INTERNET MAN!

When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
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Man

1. a manservant or valet.
2. a vassal.
3. a group or person in a position of authority over others, such as a corporate employer or the police.
4. white people collectively regarded as the controlling group in society.
5. fortify the spirits or courage of.
6. used, irrespective of the sex of the person addressed, to express surprise, admiration, delight, etc., or for emphasis.
1. The wealthy gentleman always relied on his loyal put man to lay out his clothes and polish his shoes each morning.
2. In medieval times, a man was expected to serve his lord faithfully in exchange for protection and land.
3. "it was a vicarious way of powerless people being able to stick it to the Man"
4. "he urged that Black college athletes boycott the Man's Rose Bowl"
5. "he manned himself with dauntless air"
6. "man, what a show!"
by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025
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Rock man

A person who is very gay and most of the time has foreskin
Person 1:look at that gay he is super gay and I bet he has foreskin
Person 2: what a rock man
by Delta was here November 20, 2021
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Short Man's Syndrome

Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.
Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024
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monkey man

defiantly a monkey who styles the fuck out of this world. they might not be as smart as humans but they can still get bitches on their willy to make them silly and they can hold that AK like 6ix9ine he was based in the 2000's and can pull as much kitten then there is on this planet
by cock shit November 5, 2020
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Magnus Manning

Somebody who is desperate and a good little girl
Also someone who notices the little things in life yet is extremely un aware of social cues
Omg your so "Magnus"
Magnus manning be like
by Josh Osborne November 2, 2025
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