dark dirty keyboard

It's a dance related to the song "My Boo" you move your arms in the same motion playing a keyboard. But you have to be located in a dark corner with a dirty look.

"Wow she's goooood I wish I could dark dirty keyboard that good"

by iwasinurbedlastnight March 11, 2017

Dirty dick slap

When a male hasn't washed there dick in over a week, then during sex slaps their partner across the face with it.

Josie said to me “Daniel dirty dick slapped me last night”

by Coco4dayz July 26, 2016

Dirty Cut Back

1.To Perform A Complete Lack of Sportsmanship During A Game Of Pro Evolution Soccer Where a Player Cuts The Ball Back Accross The Face Of The Goal To Score In An Open Net While The Keeper Is Completely Defenseless.

2.The Word Dirty Cut Back Can be Used in the Heat of the Moment as an insult to a fellow Pro Evolution Soccer Competitor

1. Liam: 'GOAL!'
Scott: 'It was a dirty cut back!'

2. Paul: 'Oi You DoucheRocket'
Matt: 'You Dirty Cut Back'

by Rawly March 4, 2008

Dirty Mickey Mouse

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.

Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!

by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

dirty minded freak

Everyone that has passed the age of 12 some even before then.

Person 1: Hey! Want a hot dog?
Person 2:*smirks*
Person 1: It's food you dirty minded freak!

by CattheMythialBeast May 25, 2016

Dirty Oil Rig

The act of pouring vegetable oil in a girl's anus and pumping it out with your penis. Depending on the girl it might come out a little dirty!

Person 1: I heard you Dirty Oil Rigged Chelsea last night

Person 2: Yeah I struck oil. It made a huge mess and her parents were pissed.

by DoubleD22 January 2, 2012

dirty car wash

A sex move that is like no other. I, Carwash7576, am inventing a sex move. Kinda like a gang bang, but not really. There has to be 3 people there, at least 2 males. One male on the left side, one male on the right side, and they both jerk off at the same time in a speed test, and the third person is waiting for them to orgasm while doing their own thing. When the 2 males are about to orgasm, the third person runs in the middle, and gets a “dirty car wash” the person running in the middle, has to go back and forth between sucking on the dicks after the initial carwash. When the 3rd person is sucking on the dick, the other dick goes inside. It ends by putting your clothes on, walking out, and acting like it never happened. After the dirty car wash takes place, it’s never spoken of again, and you will never be the same. Ever.

Girl one: “Ew. Why do you smell so bad?”
Girl two: “I’m not really supposed to talk about it, but I did a Dirty Car Wash with Kyle and Chad.”
Girl one: “Oh shit. No wonder you smell like fish.”
Girl two: “What the fuck? The Dirty Car Wash is the best thing i’ve ever done!”
Random girl: “The fucking what?”

by carwash7576 January 11, 2020