Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

I hope you get Sepsis

When your hb loads 1TB of rule 34 on your chromebook, and it pisses you off

Jon: nigga, what did you do to my chromebook when I was gone...

Dan: I loaded 1TB of Rule 34 on it!

Jon: I hope you get Sepsis...

by BigBoyEatz July 31, 2025

I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.

“Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”

by yourmom5000 May 7, 2022

I know you.

you have a deeper understanding who this person is deep down. You know all their flaws and all their perfections. Everything they embody.

Her: How do you know

Him: I know you.

by Anon9011 June 12, 2024

fuck you 2

Fuck you Number 2

Fuck you 2 is a Second one

by TigerWorld June 20, 2022

Lather you up like a Clydesdale

When you roll a Mica around in butter and dust her with PCP and smack her on the ass and watch her run down the Novus.

What a great pool party!!! I can’t wait to Lather you up like a Clydesdale tonight!!

by LauraLove941 November 29, 2019

I meow you

I meow you is a cuter and cattier version of I love you. However this phrase cannot be used to just anyone. Only to someone you are in love with and love like a little cute adorable cat. The phrase I love you, may be overused but not I meow you. When I say I meow you it means that you will be stuck with me and I will never leave you just like a cat.

“Gabe you’re so perfect and adorable I meow you!! I miss my nerdy pookie.”

by MUTTSGIRAFFEPOOKIE August 19, 2024