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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013
Get the Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon] mug.by Kmqq April 21, 2023
Get the © Adore Beauty 2000-2022. All rights reserved. View privacy policy. mug.a meme starring sans where he stares at the viewer, saying... "baby girl? daddys home."
before taking off his shirt, revealing muscles drawn amazingly to arouse mostly women, but also gay men, he then looks at you and says "hello princess..." before showing his fangs and coming closer to you, he then gets on top of you with a manly chuckle as you put your hands on his chest, and then he reveals his big lips that he'll use to kiss you with, this has gotten a youtube series named "the daddy trilogy". it has been abandoned as of 4 months ago. (November 23rd 2023)
before taking off his shirt, revealing muscles drawn amazingly to arouse mostly women, but also gay men, he then looks at you and says "hello princess..." before showing his fangs and coming closer to you, he then gets on top of you with a manly chuckle as you put your hands on his chest, and then he reveals his big lips that he'll use to kiss you with, this has gotten a youtube series named "the daddy trilogy". it has been abandoned as of 4 months ago. (November 23rd 2023)
by AsherK March 24, 2024
Get the baby girl? daddys home... Hello Princess. Hahahahahah..... mug.