doodoo man

A mysterious man who crawls out of your toilet if you don’t flush your shit. Legend has it that it crawls back up your ass while your asleep.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeffery
Person 2: No, what happened to him?
Person: The Doodoo Man got to him last night.

by AmEpic September 10, 2023

Cheeto man

A man with the most godly of Cheeto T shirts.

Cheeto man is ultra swag!

by POTATO KING!!! September 13, 2023

Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.

(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Man watcher

Typically a male who criticizes the work of others.

The man watcher is complaining about my work again.

by Thattrueman September 13, 2023

Toffee Man

Opposite if Sweetie Man I the sense that rather than luring underage children, this man lures older population of people, typically over the age of 65. Elderly people love toffee hence why it’s used a lure.

That guy over there is a toffee man!

How do you know ??

Seen him outside the cafe home handing out Werthers Originals.

by Marl Milber September 14, 2023

Poor man’s Twinkie

A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.

Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.

by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023

Burrito Man

The owner of a beefy little penis

Have you seen Jamie’s chode, he’s quite the Burrito Man

by Skindle September 15, 2023