dirty noell

when ure w/ a girl and just take a dump on her chest

Baby we've been together for a while, how bout a dirty noell?

by kevin April 23, 2003

Dirty Man Competition

A competition in which a man does not shave his beard of cut his hair for 1 year. During said year people who dared the man to enter the contest, provokes him to shave his beard and thus losing the competition.

Seth Rogen's friend in the Movie Knocked Up, dared him to enter A Dirty Man Competition by convincing him if he succeeds his roommates would pay his rent, if he fails which he did he would have to pay everyones rent

by bosoxfan1990 June 28, 2010

dirty cab ride

This is how you get a really annoying customer out of your place of buisness.... simply call him or her a cab pay the bill and leave a damn good tip !!!!!!!

Yeah you jeep needs ball joints. ok well you guys did a good job on my brakes so ill have you do it " but I dont want another dirty cab ride this time ! "
some one asked me and i said the last time he was in i gave him a paid cab ride home

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

dirty penny

Not to be confused with a licking the bung hole dirty penny is used to describe a girl you've messed with, want to mess with, or have heard that someone has messed with. commonly used in public places when you dont want to offend the girl your describing. also used when you dont know the girl.

brian " wheeeeew, did you see that sessy bitch in the yellow top with the white skirt, id stick it in her pooter"
grant "whhhat? you mean that skank sam? shes a dirty penny man, plus, shes got the clap"
brian " damn it man, stupid dirty penny"

by b.w.c.t May 23, 2008

dirty reuben love

Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.

I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.

by moses12345 September 2, 2013

dirty ray allen

Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.

"Yo dawg, I skied from 3 point land and Dirty Ray Allen'd that bitch!"

by Mr. Honest August 1, 2006

dirty balloon knot

A dirty butthole or asshole.

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019