Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well

Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.

by romaddeez March 4, 2010

Blown up my spot

To tell a something that was told to you in confidence a.k.a telling a secret.

If I told you that I hated so and so and you went and told them you will have "blown up my spot"

by jkbsdjkbsg August 27, 2006

just fuck me up

Putting the fate of your hair into someone else's hands.

Barber: What kind of cut you want?
Him: Just fuck me up

by holiday1432 February 19, 2015

wanna get fucked up

When someone asks you if you want to get drunk as fuck together, with tha boys!

Yo, bro you wanna get fucked up tonight?!?!!

by LarryEnticer August 22, 2017

rich from the neck up

Used of someone who is living beyond their means. Their wealth is purely in their head and implicit in their attitude.

She can't afford the rent and just bought herself a state-of-the-art computer system on credit. She's rich from the neck up.

by Fearman August 10, 2007

don't take it up the ass

It's a fucking joke so chill the fuck out. just being honest.

You're really pretty but you're such a fucking hoe.

Don't take it up the ass tho.

by youngsinatraaa22 February 21, 2017

all up ons(phrase)

girls will really like and adore you

they'll be all up ons!

by pinneapple June 19, 2003