told you i

the overused name people use in Among Us whenever they're voted out just for the game to say these two messages when they are voted out
Not an Impostor:
told you i was not an impostor
Impostor:
told you i was an impostor

guy 1: i set name as told you i
guy 1 gets voted out*
game: told you i was not an impostor
guy 2: b r u h

by PalkiaTurned8-bit January 21, 2021

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.

I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.

by jadenwantsthat January 22, 2021

I-

Retards say this shit

G: Nice cock
Emily (BLM): I-

by mypseydonymbirch January 22, 2021

y/i/a

y/i/a stands for your imagine age. You can use it when you write stories and you don’t know what age reader wants.

“How old are you?” he asked
“I’m y/i/a old” she said

by karikkk January 24, 2021

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021