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Little dark age in my ass

Oh no I have a little dark age in my ass, I better go chug some laxatives
by PedroMangoman August 3, 2021
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Get the fuck out of my machine

When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple
"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.
by The Mama with the Quan January 11, 2009
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blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?
by Med Student December 2, 2005
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whip my hair back and forth

an example of how humanity has failed.
formerly a song by Willow Smith.
"omg have you heard that song?"
"which one?"
"I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH JSDHFKJLASHDF"
"-_____-"
yeah.
by kkcarollz October 20, 2010
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fo shizzle my nizzle

Thats right ma nigga.The term used primarily by african-americans. if a white boy uses it, hes liable to get a beat down.
Black man 1. yo nigga, you want some
weed?

Balck man 2. Fo shizzle my nizzle!
by taylor March 11, 2004
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when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.
police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location
by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020
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ruin my life/ruin me

A phrase used to describe how much you want to fuck someone.
Or more accurately how much you want someone to fuck you.

It implies maintaining the submissive, reciprocative position in sexual intercourse.

Basically letting the other person do the work while you sit back and enjoy the show.

The word ruin is used because it implies giving up power, surrendering yourself to whatever is gonna come and gladly accepting it, without a care in the world.
Ruin my life/ruin me is a phrase that means you want someone to fuck you good.

"You can say you want that cute guy in your class to ruin you too."

"Esmé is so fine. As soon as she gets off work she needs to come over and ruin my life."

"Ewe girls can ruin my life anyday."

"I need her to ruin my life like yesterday."

Me: I can't wait for tonight.
Her: Why?...what are you looking forward to?
Me: Well for one, I can't wait to have you sit on my face.

Her: Oh really?
Me: Hell yeah. I need you to ruin my life tonight.

"Please ruin me"
by nymphoster69 November 4, 2018
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