I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

I am dusk

I am the greatest of all

he can't win this fight, it's 3 against 1, don't worry, why? I am dusk

by wahmenthedestroyer June 10, 2022

I love you

This is the thing I want to say to you !
You know, i might be shy... But I love you so much and I will be able to leave everything for you, cuz I want you to know that you mean everything to me, you're so precious <3

"Babe, I love you so much and i mean it :)"
"I- wow, I love you too ! 🥰"

by Leeea0407 November 24, 2021

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025

I hope you trip up the stairs

When a person is insulting your ass and you can't come up with any other insult other than "I hope you trip UP the stairs."

Joe: "Bro you're trash at this game"
Me: "stfu I hope you trip up the stairs"

by ReaperWindsor October 24, 2022

I am the storm

A really horrible Nazi slogan

Jenna: I am the storm
Brad: wow what a horrible thing to say, is she a Nazi or something?

by Laurgelon October 3, 2020

Why the hell am I here??

In a place or situation, you do NOT know how you got there in the first place.

Random: So are you some type of elite person or?

You(who is tied up in a room full of random rich people): Why the hell am I here??

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025