Why did it teleport to my hand

A thing to say to someone if you would jerk off to them ironically

Video* of a naked black man*
Me: why did it teleport to my hand so quickly

by Tigre touchant June 12, 2022

I'll never wash my pants

A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?

Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.

by Neko~ December 3, 2004

My arms feel like noodles

The act of getting so high to where your arms feel like noodles, and you get the stanky legg

I'm so high my arms feel like noodles.

by Ak brahhh April 11, 2011

You can suck my dick

When someone rejected your definition.

You can suck my dick.

by Me will make t bad be die April 15, 2020

taking page out of my book

When someone tries to do the same things you do.

He is wearing the same hat I do. He's taking page out of my book

by Boston Travis October 1, 2007

Kick my (fucking) face off

The act of excelling, or being highly impressed with a certain act or event. Can also mean something, or someone is very very very good.

"Was he Gandalf?"
"Yes! He kicked my fucking face off!"

by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

put your hand in my pocket

when you in jail and your jail mate or daddy wants some loving to dad and your going to give it to him

put your hand in my pocket boy

by blackdragon15 September 24, 2014