Weed Cough

When bitches be coughing after that bong rip; The dry sand feeling in your throat when you can't breathe but take another hit cuz it would be okay to die from a cough so gnarly.

Danielle ripped the bong and started hacking up a lung; Her smoke buddy Aubry said " Hey pass that here I want a weed cough too."

When Glama Christine refuses to smoke the reef and you remind her of the beautiful weed cough that prevents a covid cough.

by Anaba Kuwanlelenta November 22, 2022

yard weed

Sensimilia ,pressed weed from jamaica

This is yard weed from back home jamaica

by Strictly roots April 15, 2018

happy weed

Dope shit sprinkled with the magic white white

Weed with coke mane, dat happy weed

by Pyromaniacreapr January 25, 2014

Dick Weed

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap*
Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

by ZO3Y December 9, 2019

porch weed

A black man with heavy dreadlocks who sits on his porch smoking weed.
Mowen from dead island is a good example of a porch weed

Look at that porch weed over there smokin!

by The grey noble February 10, 2014

weed joint

Marijuana cigarette

Snoop Dogg asks Martha if she'd like to smoke a weed joint, to which she responds, "You mean a wee jae?"

by reenerna March 3, 2017

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015