that's too deep!

Three words any and every creature with a sentient mind capable of self recognition in the form of pride, and a penis wants to hear.

Tony and Annie were getting hot and heavy one night on the couch, and she said..."Oh God, that's too deep!" Tony simply smiled.

by HamiltonHamSquares July 10, 2017

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

by Spock* October 26, 2024

swiiiiiipe too playy

dan plasen

you need to swiiiiiipe too playy

by lancerisreallll October 7, 2023

too high to riot

A state of being unbothered or lazy about a particular issue

Tim: why didn't you speak up while TJ was calling false fouls

John: Nah G at the time I was just too high to riot

by Born-Sinner February 5, 2018

too dot to trot

Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few

Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014

too toni

Going to the extreme ends in regards to the normal banal brackets of common lifestyle changes.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Sonny moved to a rundown place in downtown Harare without AC, refrigeration, or any household essentials.
Person 2: He went too toni, man....
Person 1: Yeah, you never go too Toni.

by DitzEgo November 30, 2024