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Septum Ring Theory

The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.
"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."
by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025
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The Owl Theory

*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*

WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE

There are 9 rules:

Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.

Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.

Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.

Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.

Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.

Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.

Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.

Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.

Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
"Yo I really like that chick over there"
"Ight Bro. Keep the Owl Theory in in tho"
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
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junior year theory

The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status
Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?"
Em: "Junior year theory, duh"
by BnBzx December 16, 2023
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TPGFKA℘'s Theory

The Prep Group Formerly Known As ℘ says that all High School Lincoln-Douglas Debaters competing in a varsity or open division of a tournament on the National Circuit must be able to pronounce ℘ and identify its country of origin within five seconds of this sentence being read in round. This practice is vital to fight bias within debate. We must encourage intellectual curiosity about different cultures.
The order is one off, TPGFKA℘'s Theory.
by ougrhough September 12, 2025
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light's theory

The theory in which the Covid-19 quarantine has made more people come out as transgendered.
-You will become a victim of light's theory
+What is that?
-If you know, you know
by TikiMessedUp May 2, 2020
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wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.
by annalivia January 18, 2016
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The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.
Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.
by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021
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