Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

by honneamise March 29, 2021

touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

by statiq69 May 19, 2022

Brain Touch

(Verb) To touch someone on their penis with your mind using psychic abilities

“Hey troy, watch me brain touch this guy. He’s gonna be so confused.”

by Dr.ProfessorSirLevi February 24, 2021

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

Touching Pelvises

In the literal meaning, it refers to conjoining two pelvic regions of two individuals. This may look to other people as dry humping with clothes on.

I am so excited to see you! We are touching pelvises when that happens.

by Henterman John November 16, 2019

Master’s Touch

To describe when a black woman is fingered by a white man.

“Shanaynae, how was youre date with Chad?”
“Girl, he had the Master’s touch on my insides.”

by MFocus April 18, 2023

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023