touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.

Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.

by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024

Touch dictionary

noun
Dictionary for the Nintendo DS

Alternative name: Touch Dic

Touch Dictionary is useless in today's world

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 7, 2023

Touching Tips

Reference to the new Apple IOS 17 update where a feature allows you to touch the tip of your iPhone with someone else's iPhone to share contacts with them.

TOUCHING TIPS: Reference to the Apple IOS 17 update where a feature allows you to touch the tip of your iPhone with someone else's iPhone to share contacts with them. Nice meeting you, to stay in touch let's "Touch Tips".

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023

Touch grass

Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.

Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.

Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.

by Dan da Man13 December 10, 2023

Touching the Winky

Something you do 24/7

"I love touching the winky. It's very fun and educational"

by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023

Touched

(Adjective)
A person who is special needs or has a hard time comprehending information.

These students may be touched, but with patience, understanding, and the right teaching materials, they all will succeed in school.

by ISaidWutISaid December 14, 2023