Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

Sloppy Log

When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.

"Dude she got the sloppy log last night!"

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))

You went to the calculator app on a apple device and went to scientific mode and just pressed every button left to right

I am so 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))

by Erodoeht22 April 12, 2025

logging off discord

A meme gif that was spread across discord for a few days. the kid in the photo is called tiger and his home is in a discord server named duboria. This image is now VERY offensive and frowned upon by the server of origin.

This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.

Dude! did you just use the logging off discord!?!?!

by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024

Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024