rustled my jimmies

as others have stated: something has angered, upset, annoyed, aroused you
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")

man, that pic was disgusting.
yeah, that one rustled my jimmies

by kingprout1 September 2, 2015

jimmy eat world

An amazing band that you should listen to.

"Life sucks man"
"yeah, just listen to Jimmy Eat World"
"ok"

by ducktaper July 29, 2008

jimmy fats

n: midwestern slang term for joint

"Hey man, did you bring Jimmy Fats?"

by DJY July 2, 2006

jimmy hoffa

the act of going back in time to the 50s and fucking jimmy hoffa and sucking the cum back out, putting it in a jar and coming back

timmy just jimmy hoffaed

by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020

Jimmy Carter Index

A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.

"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"

by Solanas69 February 24, 2019

jimmy neutron boi

A green ugly burnt French frie also known as scrap trap or scroop troop

Ew look an ugly green French frie
No that’s scroop troop

No it’s jimmy neutron boi

Le gasp

by Fnaf and nods November 14, 2020

Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".

"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."

by U735 December 11, 2021