aaron taylor johnson

sexiest man alive

someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive

by wingsbymm October 16, 2023

Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.

Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!

by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Malia hauoli-Johnson

A white bitch addicted to nicotine and white boys

Malia hauoli-Johnson is a Neanderthal

by Coochi man March 12, 2022

Favian prince henry johnson

A chill nonchalant 6’5 guy who just like to chill and play games with his 7 inch cock in his hand

Dante: OMG IS THAT favian prince henry johnson

by Jamal PP boy November 30, 2024