Evan

The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.

yor mom is Evans best friends

by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020

Austin evans

Hey guyys, this is Austin.

Austin Evans is Linus Sebastian KitKat's enemy.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

Evan

Finest fucker out there and has a huge cock and loves women

i love evan

by imhimoo4 April 19, 2023

Evan

That lil bitch that thinks he's your friend but in reality he's just a weirdo. Evans typically are indie and wear way too much flannel. They think they are guitar gods but in reality just suck at everything. Girls hate him.

Oh look, that weird guy that thinks he's my friend is here. He's such an Evan.

by apersonwhoisalwaysright April 22, 2020

Evan

A man whose soul captures you from a great distance, whose purity of heart and sparking of mind delights and fires your own soul, whose voice and breath and beating heart feel like an extension of your own, whose dreams and passions and zeal for life become infused with yours, whose searching eyes point you to your own universe, kaleidoscopic beauty unfolding and a thousand suns rising.

Evan is the sweetest man ever.

by KCAnne October 12, 2023

Evan

A loud guy that thinks he is the shit and he is a piece of shit. He likes to take peoples things and run with them and likes YEE YEE

Evan is a dumb bitch

by Jahahahakakansnajakmzbxbs June 23, 2022

Evan

Evan is a fine and dandy man. His stench is overpowering like a stack of warm potatoes. It smells nice. Needs some spice.

Evan is a stinky baller

by EvanYeeeee April 7, 2021