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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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Why is bro kinda...

This phrase is commonly used in a joking manner on social media to express that someone is attractive with a dose of subtlety, shyness or embarrassment for having such an opinion.

The sentence is in an unfinished form for the same reasons, while the continuation is easily guessed - ...sexy / hot / handsome / fabulous / majestic etc.
More emphasis on the attraction being a contrarian opinion is commonly expressed by including a 'but' before 'why is bro kinda...'
The sentence being unfinished also alludes to the speaker knowing what they're about to say is unhinged, or losing their train of thought and speech as they gaze at the object of attraction, or as they bite their lip.
"Look at that one, he's taking a shit!"
- "I get that, but why is bro kinda..."
"Brother that is a gorilla, and he's shitting."
by amogmog May 29, 2025
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Why tho

The expression of extreme dissapointment you didnt expect from the other person.
'I forgot your birthday party, bro'
'Why tho'
by toomanynumbers November 19, 2023
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Why you always lyin

A popular dead meme where a man sang the words,"Why you always lyin?"
Popular within 2010-2012.
Person 1: Why you always lyin?
Person 2: Good one.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...
by BennieBen1335 February 9, 2018
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why

by snowblind. July 25, 2024
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That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
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