Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.
She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.
by artwolf September 20, 2011
Get the Crash Test Dummy Treatmentmug. Hym š± "Endurance Test!? šØ What IS this!? This has got to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen! Wow! I did NOT think it was going to be like this!"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
Get the Endurance Testmug. 
The one word all parents and children fear.
The one word that makes weekends full of anxiety.
The one word parents have to spend all their free time on.
The one word teachers like to torture students with.
The one word that makes weekends full of anxiety.
The one word parents have to spend all their free time on.
The one word teachers like to torture students with.
Student on Friday: Maybe I can get away with studying over the weekend and get a good grade. I know how to do exponents anyway.
Student on Monday: That was a great weekend! I forgot about my test. I got a 40. My mom will KILL me when she finds out. :D
Student on Monday: That was a great weekend! I forgot about my test. I got a 40. My mom will KILL me when she finds out. :D
by Don't Say Anything Buster May 24, 2022
Get the Testmug. A media analysis test created by trans youtuber Lily Simpson which, like the Bechdel test or the Riz test, helps the audience evaluate trans representation in the media they engage with. The Simpson test requires that "a trans episode features only trans people in a scene talking to each other with no cis interactions to distract from the conversation." This can of course be applied not just to TV episodes but to other mediums that have a trans character. Lily Simpson coined the term in a video titled "The Trans Glee Episode" published on May 23, 2024 discussing Glee episode Season 6, Episode 7 'Transitioning'.
by robinteen8675 May 26, 2024
Get the The Simpson Testmug. The way a woman determines whether or not the man makes the cut. A psychological dig or jab. Can be conscious or unconscious. The superficial goal is to get the man triggered. The underlying objective is to see him win, either by showing conviction or apathy to her cute little game. The frequency and consistency of his passing will be inversely related to her frequency of shit testing him.
Simps and incels will dismiss a womanās shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes āuglyā dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. Heās direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. Heās indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til sheās quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is natureās beautiful way of smoothing out a manās rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that sheās with a real man. Failing continuously confirms heās a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. Itās all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
Simps and incels will dismiss a womanās shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes āuglyā dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. Heās direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. Heās indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til sheās quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is natureās beautiful way of smoothing out a manās rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that sheās with a real man. Failing continuously confirms heās a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. Itās all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
āWhat yāall doin Friday? Me and Aubrie found this dope jointā¦cheap ass drinks and shrimp tacos are fireeeā
āIdk bro. We aināt talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru itā
āWhy what happened?ā
āMan we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??ā
āBruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Yāall engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. Sheāll come aroundā
āIdk bro. We aināt talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru itā
āWhy what happened?ā
āMan we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??ā
āBruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Yāall engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. Sheāll come aroundā
by NggaDicChnk August 13, 2024
Get the Shit Testmug.