by Toliet Paper 4 Lyfe December 7, 2021
Get the Swampmug. A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2.
Always hangs with the boys.
Always hangs with the boys.
Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears
Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “
Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “
by Fizzledpee August 10, 2018
Get the Swamp potatomug. Latin, Swampus Journalista. Someone who publishes or reports fake news. Someone who cares nothing about facts but only about promoting the agenda of the left.
" under sworn testimony in a senate hearing Mr. Comey revealed who the real swamp journalists are."
" Yeah I don't see how he had any other choice he was under oath he had to finally tell the truth."
" Yeah I don't see how he had any other choice he was under oath he had to finally tell the truth."
by Gregaroidson. June 12, 2017
Get the Swamp journalistmug. The moisture pooling in a woman’s genital area coming from her WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) sweat. Same as “swamp ass” but from the pussy.
Omg girl I can’t even get up right now because of the print my swamp wap is going to leave on the seat.
by iris67 August 4, 2025
Get the Swamp Wapmug. by Bernissimo February 4, 2010
Get the Swamp Pawmug. People from the bayou who talk mumbo jumbo swing swang slang and uiu only catch every third word they say
Hanging out in New Orleans with my boy LeAndre and he started going on a rant about his day I said stop your swamp talkin I land articulate remember I'm from the West Coast
by Clvgrl78 September 23, 2017
Get the Swamp Talkmug. Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
Get the The SWAMP Scalemug.