McWag Swag

From "Man-Child With A Gun". Clothing, usually a black teeshirt, that proudly proclaims the wearer's love of God, Guns, Guts, and America; and the strong desire to proactively defend them from all enemies, foreign, domestic, or imaginary. This message is related through imagery of skulls, guns, motorcycles, more skulls, and a stylized font meant to invoke an outlaw lifestyle, but more often reminding viewers of the drunk uncle their parents let live in the garage "until he gets back on his feet." May also apply to a vehicle covered in stickers and flags expressing similar sentiments.

Ingrid: "I couldn't find a parking space. Where did all these pickup trucks come from?"
Pedro: "Check out all the McWag Swag. They must be meeting up to crash a protest somewhere."

by SynDec January 23, 2021

Swag Nap

when two swagsters nap together it’s called a swag nap. large clothing may be shared by those two swagsters in the process.

“hey, wanna take a swag nap with me”

by swagterms May 1, 2021

street swag

Shitty weed

Yo homie this shit is street swag

by Yuh nigga Edog June 29, 2018

Funny swag

A Fat man from Washington who rivals vaush in the smell department

Funny swag is smelling up the place

by slava horizon April 1, 2021

Swag Fag

The word better than Fuck Boy because Swag Fag describes all dumb ass's

Pedro: Hey what's up Napoleon lets get something to eat at Crew Dew
Napoleon:There's to many Swag Fags there though Gosh
Pedro: OK that true fuck em Swag Fags we can go to the dew few
Napoleon: Yeah Idiot Gosh finally you did some thinking

by The_man97 September 20, 2016

Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.

I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"

by soundless scream May 7, 2017

dumb swag

Dumb swag, swag so dumb that you forget it was even there. Like makes ur mind dumb swag

that's some dumb swag right there

by dbreezy9000000 September 12, 2020