Staffed

This happens when you slap a person in the mouth so hard it causes a serious infection of the knee. Properly named after the quaterback of the Georgia Bulldogs and the ass kicking that he recently recieved.

Did you see when Parker staffed that punk; he can't walk anymore. Or You just got staffed bitch where you goin; NOWHERE!

by Java Juice March 15, 2009

stafok

1. A long stick with a pumpkin on the end generally used for prodding mexican people across the border.

2. A long pole with a pumpkin at its tip.

3. A stick with a large squash on the ned carried by border patrol personel in Mexico.

"Yesterday I had to use my stafok on a old guy cause he was taking to long crossing the border."

by gigas kidoyan May 1, 2009

sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009

staffpower

The number of employees in an organization. The size of a company's staff complement.

Gender-neutral version of "manpower"

We lack the staffpower to grow this business: we need to recruit more account reps.

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011

Sanford Syndrome

when a newspaper article in a local paper spells something wrong like a friends name who is featured like Sargent 'Angle' instead of Sargent 'Angel' in the Sanford Citizen featured in the film Hot Fuzz.

No the paper just has a bit of Sanford Syndrome

by ElectriKex Blue May 10, 2011

Sanford Factor

When nothing comes together and does not run smoothly during a crisis.

In order for the project to run smoothly we had to eliminate the Sanford Factor.

by The Wallert December 18, 2011

Stafuck

Means stop fucking or fucking around.

Billy stafuck jamie!!!

John stafuck and get back to work!

by Sexy&IKnowIt February 5, 2012