Ball Slap

The funky underground sport involving a bouncy ball and a flat surface. Bonus points awarded for random haltings of the game. (ie stuck in a shoe, stopped by a sink, burried in cat food..etc.)Served with the palm of the hand and the wild cry of any asian word; (Bonsai!, sushi!, Tea Bag!)
The ball is then vollied by a series of strange slaps and occasional catches. A kick is not prohibited, nor is it reccomended.

"So I threw my back out playing a rousing round of ball slap last night."

by Lumberjacks in checkered caps January 24, 2008

Poo slap

Standing by a toilet, then doing a poo and slap that poo into the bowl of the toilet with a hand

Time to do a Poo Slap

by kev2480 October 12, 2010

balogna slaps

A Girl With Big Fat Nipples That Are Nasty and Look Like peices of Balogna

I Saw Baileys Tities Last Night She Has Balogna Slaps

by Zane Ingall September 26, 2006

coofy slap

the act of slapping someone with your penis so violently they should have died.

"I coofy slapped that bitch!"

by GageD May 20, 2008

99 slaps

The process of getting slapped (rejected) 99 times before a girl will say yes to a date.

Did you get your 99 slaps yet?

by TMP1R3 November 11, 2010

bitch-slapped

the impact of a high velocity backhand which can sometimes be covered in baby powder. used to mark territory.

1: agaergoergogoigoiGOIgjerg
2: shut up bitch!*slap*

by eddie May 23, 2005

Trout Slap

The act of tapping or slapping the head of ones penis on the pubic region of a female including but not limited to: the Prepuce, Clitoris, Labia Menora, or Labia Majora. Derived from the sound a struggling trout makes while flopping around on land. One can replicate the sound of a trout slap by taking their index and middle finger and striking them across the palm of the opposite hand repeatedly.

No man, I didn't get it in... I just trout slapped her.

by Rodney123456789 August 13, 2011