Ron's Creamy Surprise

Reciving Cum from the famous Ron Jeremy. It was also a burger name from McDonald's Create your taste.

I was in a porno with Ron Jeremy. He jizzed on my face so I got "Ron's creamy surprise."

by Urbman August 12, 2016

Blow-fish Surprise

The act of super-gluing your nut sack underneath someones nostrils. You then let your sack sit for five minutes and then proceed to slowly tear them off, thus leaving the foul odor in their nose for one week (Only to be done when your nuts are rank).

I wanted to get back at this Brony, so I gave him a Blow-fish Surprise!

by The Tickeler February 9, 2013

pink panther surprise

When you ejaculate into your girls eyes, inturn making her retna pink.

I gave your mom a pink panther surprise

by Chris Mc. May 18, 2006

Surprised pikachu meme

Surprised pikachu meme is literally the most cancerous meme and if i see it one more time i am going to commit toaster bath

If you know what is is you can look it up

Me: if i see that damn pikachu meme one more time i am going to commit toaster bath.

Someone: send me surprised pikachu meme

Me (surprised pikachu meme)

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 18, 2018

St. Louis Surprise

The act of vomiting on someone unexpectedly.

Joe: Yes that's right I just vomited on you unexpectedly.
Beau: Damn dude, I'm gonna kill you!
Joe: No it's cool, that's a St. Louis Surprise.
Beau: Oh, right...

by Don Turgenson April 11, 2008

Irish Surprise

An explosive device rigged to a car so as to detonate either through a timer or some other trigger.
Basically, a carbomb.

Ouch, after that Irish surpise, they were scraping him off of the pavement for hours.

by Uller June 27, 2005

Shanghai Surprise

To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.

I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!

by Bixby_222 July 6, 2008