jonny price

Drinkin an excess of red dye, which in turn gets you very wild. After doing so it is the act of being a complete and uttter faggot for the rest of the night

Dude i totally pulled a jonny price last night.......I woke up and literally shit a squirell.

by Bopri November 1, 2010

grippin porcelain

throwing up

Man John just downed 3 burgers and 4 shots of jack, he's probably in the bathroom grippin porcelain

by blaah123456789 July 7, 2011

cheeses price

euphemism for using "Jesus Christ!" as a profanity.

Cheeses price! Tell your fucking dog to stop trying to fuck me when I'm fucking you, or we're through!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 16, 2012

Jerry-Priced

When something is extremely cheap or free.

Buy one get one free thats Jerry-Priced

by Jezzab May 8, 2013

Fisher Price'd

Term used to describe a user interface style designed to be touch friendly and simple to use. Typically includes bright colors, big buttons, simplified instructions, and lots of pictures.

The website was so hard to use, but we Fisher Price'd it, and now it's easy to use and touch pad friendly.

by Timezoned2 May 30, 2014

Poon Price

Or "pussy price" or "pp"

The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"

Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O

"She lives in Oslo bro, is the poon price worth it?! You could be chilling with us, and maybe even find some hot local singles in your area."

by Narcissus Flower August 27, 2015

backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016