A form of pornography involving highly obese men and women usually performing a quite unusual seemingly satanical ritual such as forcing excess flabber into certain constricted areas of their own or someone elses body. Many times lubricants can be consumed by being mistaken for grease from McDonalds. Fat Porn is known to involve men with extreme chodes that are capable of mysterious feats
In other words: FAT PEOPLE HAVING DIRTY FAT SEX.
In other words: FAT PEOPLE HAVING DIRTY FAT SEX.
by levbien March 26, 2004
Get the Fat Pornmug. A film that involves NAKED people doing it doggy style, normal style, upside down, or some other freaky deaky style viewed by people over 30, containing a cast of 40-year-olds doing what 18-year-olds do, with the plot of the film being so simple it seemed it was directed by a 6 year old.
Damn dude did you see that fucking porn film with that big titted freak. She was freaky with that 80 year old guy! I'm surprised he could get his cock up!
by President Hassan de eelnarg January 20, 2010
Get the porn filmmug. Dave: Ok go!
Lance: Ok...uh..uh.. THERE!
Dave: Ew wtf dude. Shemale porn. Ew. FAIL! You are not the Porn Guru!
Lance: Haha. I dont care. The sites giving you a virus right now.
Dave: AW! FUCK YOU MAN!
Lance: PWN3D!
Lance: Ok...uh..uh.. THERE!
Dave: Ew wtf dude. Shemale porn. Ew. FAIL! You are not the Porn Guru!
Lance: Haha. I dont care. The sites giving you a virus right now.
Dave: AW! FUCK YOU MAN!
Lance: PWN3D!
by Angrypig16 January 2, 2008
Get the Porn Gurumug. Any home decorating magazine with pictures that show perfectly decorated houses, apartments and gardens. The pictures are computer altered or airbrushed to make the rooms look bigger and clutterfree because nobody's kitchen is that big.
Gerry's wife opened her kitchen porn magazine, pointed to the stainless steel kitchen island and asked, "Do you like her kitchen better than mine?"
by Eva Marie October 25, 2007
Get the kitchen pornmug. A porn stash is a slang for "pornography moustache". These were very comman in the 70's along with the fucking bush in the pubic region. A more modern porn stash is similar to the one the famous Ron Jeremy has.
by Dan January 18, 2005
Get the porn stashmug. by Ashford Wyrd February 20, 2007
Get the porn boxmug. fb porn is alternately defined as those rather questionable pictures that certain facebook sluts post of themselves in super skimpy clothes/slutty bathing suits/sexual poses/obvious "look at my tits/ass/..." amature-porn-like photos
-the posters of facebook porn think it's cool and sexy, but it's just kinda weird, TMI, and makes them look cheap (especially when women do it).
-also, the said posters of facebook porn tend to act all perturbed when people facebook stalk them like crazy (which is totally out of line on the part of the poster)
-the posters of facebook porn think it's cool and sexy, but it's just kinda weird, TMI, and makes them look cheap (especially when women do it).
-also, the said posters of facebook porn tend to act all perturbed when people facebook stalk them like crazy (which is totally out of line on the part of the poster)
Dude, this girl Mandy is such a cyber slut. She acts all conservative in person, then posts this rediculous facebook porn--and she wonders why every guy in school looks at her that way.
I love looking at Mike's facebook porn. God-damn, he doesn't leave anything to the imagination.
I love looking at Mike's facebook porn. God-damn, he doesn't leave anything to the imagination.
by unluckypirate October 18, 2008
Get the facebook pornmug.