Pirate God

The Pirate God dwells in Antartica and has an elite following namely a guamish prophet, her chief apostle and her devoted disciples.
She has an army of piratey angels and is also protected by the prophets guamish hula girls and her chief apostles huma huma tribe.
In addition she has a backup army of gun-toting pigs.

Christian: I'm a christian

Me: I worship the pirate god of antartica

by br0ni3 February 12, 2009

Pirate Goggles

When a pirate gets so drunk he or she fucks a ninja. The opposite of ninja goggles.

So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

sperm burping butt pirate

1.A fun name to call someone
2.its like calling somone gay or a fag, but worse

theirs a ginger sitting in front of you in the bus and you start harrasing him, when he starts to talk you yell,shut up you "sperm burping butt pirate"

by MR. Bower April 27, 2009

pirate

Used to describe a woman with small/non-existent breast, therefore having a sunken chest.

Look at that pirate over there.

A what??!!!!

Her over there, the one with the sunken chest.

by Felchqueen March 5, 2007

pirate slut

Someone above and beyond the normal scope of sluttiness. Ideal for women who have committed an offense to you or to any of your friends. Or any of their friends.

Dude, that girl totally wronged you. She's a pirate slut and should go back to WHORE island

by al-jazeera November 9, 2006

pirate club

Is when you take your penis, attach a club to it, and hit the girl in her tits.

I pirate clubed Alison last night.

by bhatasdad May 11, 2007

Pirate

better than amazing. the best ever.

"that concert last night was so pirate. it was better than the last concert i went to."

by M3G4N March 9, 2008