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Pick me

Someone who refuses to recognize they’re a pick me but displays all the pick me traits.
Have you seen the way Rea walks around like she’s not a pick me? Typical pick me behavior
by Abbxoanzoabsg April 2, 2024
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Pick-me American

A Pick-me American is someone who feels insecure or ashamed for being an American citizen and dunks on the US and fellow Americans to get validation from people in other countries. Some will make videos on social media, blanketing the whole US as a monolithic hellhole with no diversity in state, culture, or ethnicity. They harmfully project their personal experience like it's true everywhere in the States. This creates a false view of Americans abroad, even if it's skewed by Pick-me's self-hatred, causing prejudice or misunderstanding about Americans or the US. Pick-me's have a rose-colored lens when viewing the world vs. the US and tend to cherry-pick topics. They think culture (European)abroad is only authentic. Ignoring cultures like Appalachian, Cajun, Tejano, and indigenous people whose history is older than the founding of the US because it's not Eurocentric. Nothing validates them more than having Europeans agree with them while they bash other Americans. Some pick-me's try hard to show how un-American they are, but when they say something stupid or false and get called out, they say, "I'm just an American🤪" to save themselves.

Americans who want to travel or move abroad are fine. What's wrong is Americans who go abroad and say they're Canadians, bash fellow Americans, or apologize for being born in the US. The US and its people aren't perfect, but what you see online can be skewed to show the bad and wrong, ignoring the good aspects, of which there are many!
Pick-me American examples

Vanessa said calmly, " I don't know why the US always has to be different from the rest of the world. Unlike other Americans; I use metric, not imperial!"

Other Americans watching this pitiful display." Who is going to tell her that we actually use a mixed system like Canada and the UK and use Metric for things such as science, etc, and use US customary, not imperial."

An American Tiktoker trying to earn pity points"Stupid Americans, it's so horrible how they want to put hot sauce on a schnitzel they paid for!"

only to delete her post after getting called out by others.
by Just a normal American April 4, 2024
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Pick your lip up

You best Pick your lip up before i clean ya chin
by jay jumpman 23 April 20, 2024
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Pick me Pearl

A pick me Pearl is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval, will embarrass or throw women under the bus but in the process she is rejected from the demographic of men she is pandering to, due to the fact that she is to masculine/outspoken.
"she says all the right things for the type of man she wants, why isn't anyone picking her?"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"
by Bitterbunn April 21, 2024
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Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
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Pick me girl

A pick me girl is a female who loves the attention,especially if it comes from guys.
Gabriela thinks she is so cool for not having girl friends.She is such a pick me girl.
by acerthedog April 28, 2024
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Pick Me

My friend Markus who owes say's he's not coming when he know he is but he wants people to act like their sad he is not coming that's a pick me.
God markus i know your coming stop being a pick me!!!
by bigmarkie April 28, 2024
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