Perfect Crime

Pooping in the work bathroom stalls without anyone realising it was you.

Someone came in to pee while I was pooping at work yesterday, so I stall stalled until he left. Perfect crime!

by awdammit May 30, 2012

perfect poop

wen the poop comes out the poop has to have no poop juice and u dont have to wipe.
And in a strait line

Yo mike,i pooped a perfect poop in this girls mouth,and then she poop in mine mouth.

by adam poop March 21, 2008

Perfect Storm

When, while puking from intoxication, you lose control of your bodily functions and end up peeing and shitting yourself while you continue to puke your guts out. Every primary orifice is accounted for (crying is optional).

Man, last night Dave was puking when I realized he was shitting himself and pissing his pants at the SAME TIME. It was a perfect storm.

by darkdaven December 27, 2007

perfection

One Direction

one direction=perfection

by Directioner Forever August 8, 2012

Peerection

When a man has an intense need to pee, but cannot do so, and and erection occurs. Usually a painful experience, can also be done intentionally to prevent make it easier to "hold it in".

Liam- "Holy crap do I have a peerection right now. This is painful."
Kevin- " Maybe next time don't drink three gatorades, a Big Gulp and a massive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. Dumb ass."

by Trick Michaels May 30, 2014

Present perfect tense

Your birthday.
Perfect time for a presents.

- Your present perfect tense is in a week, would you like some beer and whores?

by Shadowbeast December 2, 2011

perfect girl

she laughs @ everything,she must have medium brown hair,she plays soccer and is a defender,she is outgoing,and likes to talk alot,and is a little complicated at times

Kandace is the most perfect girl.

by britny nicole andrews January 8, 2009