Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.

Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025

Sent packing

make someone leave in a sudden or brisk way.

"the intrusive outsider is humiliated by the kids and sent packing by the mother"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

epik packit

The Pill Cosby of chat. He wants to put his pillin' in the puddin', until the puddin' goes pop, he's poppin' his puddin' until she says STOP. Keep your children away from this man. Hell, the rest of your family too. He thinks he is slick and can easily manipulate people. He will turn his back on you when it benefits him. Do not be fooled by the way he acts. This has been a service announcement.

Run away, run away, epik packit is here to try to turn you gay!

by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025

DISCORD PACKING

where two unemployed losers go on discord and spit the most unfunny jokes in humanity because their parents dont give them enough attention at home

example on discord packing is "your built like a AC130 ABOVE!!"

by jackolanternTVV July 5, 2025

Bike Packing

1. A form of self-supported adventure cycling where a person travels long distances by bike while carrying gear (usually in frame bags or backpacks), camping overnight in the wilderness. Think backpacking, but on two wheels.

2. (increasingly misused) When someone bikes to an Airbnb with a backpack and calls it “roughing it,” despite access to WiFi, wine, and a hot tub.

Annalise said she was bike packing on the island, but I’m pretty sure her biggest hardship was forgetting the Netflix password at her lakeside Airbnb.

by CaptainJJ July 7, 2025

Fudge Packer

A gay guy who’s really gay. Considered derogatory but gays say it a lot.

Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith are two sexy ass fudge packers.

by Bat loving fudge packer July 17, 2025

Shlug Packer

Shlug packing is the act of making a log of shit and packing it in your ass crack and letting is solidify but before it fully solidifies you cut the log into thin strips and put the strips back into your ass crack.
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss

Dude my girlfriend spent 3 days making a huge shlug packer

by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ July 18, 2025