real nigga relativity

for every real nigga, there is someone they are a bitch nigga to, and vice versa.

"Due to real nigga relativity, don't ever feel down on yourself."

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Real tight sweater

Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Tight sweater, tight tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater

Verse
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Gambino on the mic make the pussy much wetter
Try to get the girls, call the guy go getter
Tight jeans and Converse sneakers (tight sweater)
No cheddar, go home in a rogue letter
It's a college center, so my financial aid's better
You better dead her, yo that girl's going crazy
She got a twinkle in her eye like she want to have a baby
Maybe I should call her up on a Saturday
Take her to a dinner and a movie, Braves game
Maybe we can call her up again
You looking good girl, you should bring your friends
And I don't really talk shit, I'm a douche and a bad rapper
I'd act faster, but my tongue's in a black plaster
If your girl shops in sizes that are too small for her, let her
Cause girls look better in a real tight sweater

Hook

Veronica is hot but she would look better in a real tight sweater

by based-chad 892 September 12, 2020

real nigga lane

A real nigga lane is a real nigga that is allowed to use the right shoulder lane

YouTuber D'aydrian Harding came up with the term

he is a real nigga because he used the real nigga lane

by tRex10 July 24, 2022

rip to a real one

An expression of acknowledgement and respect to someone or something, especially after a loss. In its most serious context it can reference a real dead person, but is used more often in trivial matters such as when a favorite restaurant closes down.
Etymology consists of RIP, an acronym/initialism of Rest In Peace, and real one, someone or something that is great or significant.

Person 1: Did you hear that the pub closed down?
Person 2: Nooo, their Irish nachos were the bomb! Rip to a real one.

by lipidking June 15, 2022

The Real JCI Welcome

The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it

Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.

by Random Guy JCI March 8, 2022

Now That's So Real!

Quantrell Bishop's biggest puppet. In January of 2015, he was part of an experiment that got a group of the intellectually disabled online (including Raging Rob) and they all were benched by the beast. Since then, he's been destroyed over and over again by Pres (Quantrell)

"That's how my biggest fan, SoSlob (Now That's So Real!) became a scorned puppet."

by Dance YT Nerds October 15, 2021

the real rick moranis

frederick allan moranis, this short guy was born on April 18, 1953. he is a canadian actor, comedian, musician, songwriter, writer and producer. he's always a NERD in films. you probably have seen him in some hollywood films he played in such as, Strange Brew (1983), Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Spaceballs (1987), Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989, and its 1992 and 1997 sequels), Parenthood (1989), My Blue Heaven (1990), and The Flintstones (1994).

the real rick moranis: I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.
person: who are you again

by Flurriex February 21, 2022