Half-Boneski

The act of covering a semi-erection to avoid embarrassment, or seeing someone who is already in the process of erecting.

Guy 1: Yo man, check out the Half-Boneski on that guy!
Guy 2: Ya man he's looking right at us!

by Juston Case September 10, 2010

Half stab

The act of stabbing someone with a vegetable.

The pimp half stabbed a shop keeper with a carrot

by Brit-tastic September 24, 2009

half-assed

Meaning really fucking stupid, not right in the head

Hes very very half-assed

by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019

half shark

a cock, penis, dick, willy etc that is half aroused hence - half shark.

I thought he was hot and took him home, but cos he was drunk he could only get a half shark. So i let him wack off and come on my arse.

by poopoohead April 25, 2006

Half flaccid

The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.

*walks through hallway half flaccid*

Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me

by Tuna can dan June 18, 2018

Half As Interesting

The YouTube channel equivalent of "this could have been an email."

A real explanation is that Half As Interesting makes short videos that ask somewhat simple questions about weird topics that are almost always answered very, very concisely after 5 minutes of expositional dawdling. Every single video could be turned into a single Q and A tweet with context below.

by kjoshua December 4, 2021

half wank

This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.

Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.

by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011