A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast
by Jung December 6, 2003
Get the Bast glasses mug.Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
Get the mislaid glasses dilemma mug.It’s a trend on Instagram and all you gotta do is go on gif and put “glasses”, then you find any glasses and you will look poopin🤠😍!
by Ali;) January 9, 2019
Get the The glasses trend mug.when a blunt smokin', 40 drinkin'(pronounced foe-tee), gat wavin' n!gga gets medevil on anotha mutha f*cka by poppin a cap in the n!gga's head, and spraying brains and blood all up on the windows, like that sh!t be some mutha f*ckin cathedral's windows.
terrel! Damn n!gga that's 2 stained glass windows already, i just got out, you betta stop cappin' honky's, its just not even fair.. and i don't wanna go back to tossin salads.
by R-Dogg September 6, 2003
Get the stained glass window mug.Glass is a terrible thing that has been me because when it breaks it shatters and when it shatters it turns into tiny pieces and win you were no shoes in your house for the past three months and think the glasses God you cut yourself or one of those tiny pieces of glass
by anonymous March 21, 2021
Get the Glass mug.A violent method used in Aberdeen, Scotland where you take a glass bottle and place it inside a person's mouth. The mouth is wrapped around the bottle and the person is lying on the ground either flat on their back or on their side. The persons jaw is then kicked full force from below causing the person to shatter the glass and their teeth. The glass shards also rip and tear the insides of the mouth and go down the person's throat. It is a term similar with a Glasgow Smile. It is a mix of glassing someone and a curb stomp. It is not commonly used but has occurred and was created within Aberdeen.
by MetaAberdeen June 25, 2025
Get the Aberdeen Glass mug.is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
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