capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy

by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023

Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.

Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!

by Bottomsup7 May 19, 2023

Full Boat

You being everything, and anyone with you.

A human tried to break into my house, I Went Full Boat. I need a new wall, and that human does need to be sprayed off my property.

by Mek! October 13, 2023

The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

by Arie Ola December 31, 2022

40 boat

Back in the day (1990's) my boyfriend and I would say let's grab a "40 boat"! It's another way of saying 40 ounces of cheap ass beer!

Hey let's grab a 40 boat and some munchies !

by Autumnhawk June 22, 2017

The boat

Commonly a casino located in midwestern cities. Initially upon legalization, casinos were limited to riverboats. However, developers began building casinos right next to a riverfront, skirting any laws prohibiting them from doing business outside of a riverboat. The term boat just stuck with all the patrons and now its used fairly common.

1: "I'm so fucking pissed!"
2: "Why, what happened?"
1: "I ended up goin' to the boat last night and lost a grand!"
2: "You dipshit!"

by tcrmpie4200 May 03, 2023

meta boating

Motorboating (the sexual act) on a motorboat. Otherwise known as motorboatception.

"Dude, did you see Joseph and Melanie the other day?"
"Yeah, I think they were meta boating."

by Ginjalopy May 25, 2014