johnny

Philly Slang for a stolen car

Me and my mans took a johnny to the poppy store.

We dumped the johnny on the highway
We taking the johnny today
Yo! come get this johnny with me

by skinny hooper November 09, 2022

Johnny

Cooler than Abi

Johnny is cooler than Abi

by totallyradjohnny May 13, 2021

Johnny

A type of condom

get the johnny mug

by Wabbu girl April 26, 2022

Johnny

the nicest kid ever

Look, its johnny hes so nice

by unitedingrief June 04, 2023

Johnny

Philly slang for a stolen vehicle.

My and my manz was slidin late night in that Johnny

by SimmyDaGod January 26, 2022

Johnny

A very normal man who totally cannot brush his teeth with his very super duper cool spinning fingernails and does NOT have a thing for an Italian who likes steel balls.

The US President: "G-gulp! Is that Johnny?!?!?"
Johnny's Italian boyfriend: "No way I love Johnny 😍" *drools violently*

by Johnny Joestar Hand Licker December 20, 2023

Johnny

Someone who never gets anything right and requires constant guiding.

Person A: I bought my plane tickets but got the dates wrong.
Person B: That's so Johnny.

by Tabaçao August 18, 2021