An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.
still a DILF though
still a DILF though
by kindersuprise October 29, 2020

A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.
**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.
Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"
Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"
by Jodefines November 29, 2024

by 7z23i April 12, 2022

Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.
by ac91 May 14, 2013

Johnny is a very amazing guy with amazing personality. If you have a Johnny in your life you're very very lucky. He is very kind and helpful. When your sad he will be there for you always. If you're a girl dating Johnny you're very lucky. He would give you chocolates when you're in the mood for them! I'm very grateful to have a Johnny in my life as well.
by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021

by jaime207 February 21, 2021

Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping
Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
