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hoe dust

When you have a strippers glitter get on your clothes at the strip club.
I was at the strip club getting a dance and got her hoe dust on me.
by Dusty cyclone February 4, 2017
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Glow Hoe

Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.

Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.

*WARNING

Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."

"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)

She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013
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Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
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Basic hoe

A basic hoe is a synonym for basic bitch
by Bajiioo June 11, 2018
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yee hoe

A girl who buys a flannel, a cowboy hat and boots to go to a country concert for a band that she knows one song
That girl is a yee hoe, she bought those boots to go to a Zach Brown Band concert, only because she knows the song Chicken Fried
by Ljones23 June 24, 2018
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Hose hoe

A person who screws around with a lot of firemen.
Ken: “oh that Morgan is out with a new guy from station 10.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”
by Acfireman January 19, 2019
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Hoe-Jack

When a hoe is stolen from a pimp its a Hoe-Jack
If you are a pimp and another pimp kills you and(or) steals your Hoes
by Brian Bowden August 13, 2004
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