dezzz nuts

A big penis that everyone sucks, and wants everyone to know that they did!

1: hey what did u do this weekend?
2: DEZZZ NUTS
3: WOW LET ME!!!

by Xz043lx December 24, 2015

Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir May 11, 2018

Dunk nuts

The game of dipping your nuts/scrotum into a hot cup of coffee(usually), usually with friends.

Friend: bro bet you cant beat me in dunk nuts.
Me: my children will boil before i lose to you!

by Skyeet_ November 1, 2019

platonic nut

Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.

Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!

by yvngtruth January 19, 2018

upper nut

a forceful upper cut to the testicals

i popped one of his nuts with that upper nut.

by Jumper1993 May 29, 2011

nut dew

The name given to moisture found on a man's scrotum first thing in the morning.

Mandy: Your balls are so sweaty!
Randy: It's not sweat it's nut dew

by Nut Burger May 13, 2014

Nut Duffle

When someone has such large balls a regular sac just won't do.

Jimmy took a direct shot to the nut duffles, look at him puke.

by Sqizzle-weasel July 7, 2017