Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps
"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"
by bill o' tronic March 11, 2024
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The Flying Beaver

The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.
The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!
by The snowdragon king December 28, 2018
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beaver ointment

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat
by redxraider February 13, 2015
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Beaverization

Beaverization is used to describe how beavers keep us safe from floods by building their dams
Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America
by CapybaraSupremacy February 04, 2022
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Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 30, 2022
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Grass beaver

Someone with large teeth who likes to steal boyfriends/girlfriends they are a grass beaver because they have a tendency to talk to you as if they are your friend but eventually end up helping your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with them or other people. These people also have a tendency to denie it when you confront them about it. Watch out for grass beavers at all costs.
by Elizabeth ssssssss February 19, 2017
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Beaver Anal Glands

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps
by Ilovebeavers.com September 25, 2021
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