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nice girl

A girl who will grasp a man's penis and inserts it in her vagina during sex rather than have the man perform the act of penetration
Moon, "I went out with this chic, Julie last night"
Joe, "was she a nice girl?"
Moon, "What do you mean?"
Joe, "Did she put it in for ya?"
Moon, laughing...... "Hell yeah.... She's a nice girl."
by bigrebone October 26, 2007
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nice guy

Nice guys are covert bastards who are just waiting for opportunities to destroy women. Their feigned niceness is just that - feigned. This does not apply to homosexual nice guys who are, in reality, nice. The source of this discrepancy is not known.

For women, nice guys are best handled by using what little they have to offer, and then having nothing more to do with them. Their wisdom, principles and sober thinking are valuable at certain times, and their feigned niceness makes them easy to talk to. However, women are advised not to offer anything more than friendship to them.

Apart from these aspects, nice guys offer precious little to society. In fact, they are causing the deterioration of Western society with their faggy books, computers and telescopes. Haha, telescopes. They possess inferior genes in comparison to Real Men (TM). Nice guys are inherently unable to provide a woman with a good hard fucking, because just look at them. They're too nice.
Things nice guys may (or may not) say:

1. Haha, just LOOK at that skinny guy. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU WANT YOUR ASS KICKED?!

2. Get me another beer, love.

3. Girl, Imma treat you so right, you know ah alwez doo. Jyea.

4. Show us your tits! Ack-hurhurhurhur.

5. Is that your car? Ack-hurhurhurhur.
by Guy (nice) October 2, 2007
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saying a women has nice boobs, because boots sounds like "boobs"
GUY: Hey nice boots
girl: uh thanks
guy: she's got no idea
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nice

something that people say about someone or something that's kind and respectable

or

something that people say when they have no idea what to say or don't care at all about what you are saying to them.
Person: "So I ate a really good doughnut today!"

Me: "Oh... nice......"
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Nice dreams

Wow she gave me some nice dreams
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Nice

She is a nice kid
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